Monday, October 11, 2010

Crazy whiner lady story..

The crazy whiner lady is full of stories... here is a small bit of what i listen to each and every day...

She lives just over an hour away from Columbus, so she stays here in town with her elderly mother. Each day I have to be a total smart ass and ask her what she had for dinner the night before. I only ask her this because she is constantly complaining about what her mom cooked for dinner or some other meal. She complains that her mom can't see very good in her old age as her mom is 94 years old. So her mom has dinner on the table when she gets to her house after work.

"Mom cooked some sausage for dinner last night, and I know that sausage has been in the bottom drawer of her fridge for over two months now, I went ahead and ate it though, because she tries so hard"

"We had nasty frozen pizza for dinner last-night, I hate cheap frozen pizza"

"My stomach isn't feeling to good today, I have to keep running to the bathroom"

I'm always asking her... why did you eat it? why don't you throw out all the bad food and buy new?
Her responses' are usually.. It isn't my house. (umm but you eat meals there.. why not contribute to buying food?)

Each and every single day for lunch.. the crazy whiner lady sits directly acrossed the table from me... and each and every day she eats the same thing for lunch.
Yogurt- if it hasn't spoiled because she keeps it in her lunch tote all day until lunch.
mixed in the yogurt... soy nuts, craisins, and mixed nuts... all bought at a discount store near her home that have expiration dates to close for my comfort.
And each and every day... she asks all of us what we are having... and says Oh that looks good.. or tells us some story.
And we all have learned not to have seafood for lunch.. because we just can't take hearing about how she went fishing on her boat at the lake and caught a cat fish and it flipped up and one of the cat fish fin or wiskars things stuck in her neck and she has to go to the hospital for emergency surgery.

Crazy whiner lady must not get out much.

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