Geese...Goose

It all started on our first date..

My husband took me to a park in Hilliard. I'm not sure of the name of the park..but its big and has water.. lol

Loaf of bread in tow..we walk down to the water and start feeding the geese. We're breaking the bread slices in pieces and tossing them to the geese. After some time of doing this..we had to back up from the water because so many geese were surrounding us. We turned to go and the geese kept following us. My husband tossed his remaining bread and decides he's had enough. I'm trying to do the same thing, but in the meantime...a goose got the end of my shorts...and yanked my shorts down far enough to expose my "granny panties". I was mortified.

Another geese incident happened last spring while I was at work. A few of us girls from the office go outside on our breaks or lunches and walk. On this particular day and it was me and just one other girl walking and talking, I noticed quite a few geese around the property. The parking lot has strips of grassy median here and there. As we were walking, two geese were huddled under a small tree. Aware that they are there but not getting close to them we kept walking. The geese started making whatever sound geese make.. and one starts walking around. Now mind you, we weren't close to the geese..we were at least 15 yards away from them. The one goose walking around...started running towards us..and was chasing me. Perhaps I gave it an evil eye...I dunno..

This goose incident just happened last week. I'm driving down the road and I'm near the turn in to go to work. I'm going about 45mph..I focus on something in the road ahead. Its a freaking goose! Just standing in the middle of my lane..like I'm the one in its way. I end up slamming on my breaks to avoid smashing it to smithereens..I come to a complete stop and lay on my horn. I look over to the side and there is another goose just sitting in the grass on the side of the road. Finally the goose in the road moved..and I think the goose on the side was getting its entertainment in.

I no longer like geese...